Well, guess the games over Chefs. We’re 86’d.

by Master-Plant-5792

30 Comments

  1. rmulberryb

    Well it depends. Does she mean pasta? Does she mean meth?

  2. quetristes

    Weird way to say your line cook ex dumped you, but have the floor Isabella go off

  3. cleptocurrently

    Lucky for us none of us enjoy it anymore.

  4. SeismicRipFart

    That’s why I got out of the industry. I didn’t want chicks to think I was GAY

  5. CurrentSkill7766

    Don’t worry Izzy. I only enjoy cooking for people who appreciate it (and usually pay me).

    At home, I eat a lot of cereal. I hope you like raisin bran.

  6. RegurgitatedMincer

    What kind of shit take is this? Cooking is a great way to save money versus eating out,potentially healthier and is a significant part of every human culture worldwide. This idiot can take her red flags and shove them up her dumb ass.

  7. doesntmeanathing

    Orthodox Christian trad wife without the hips for child bearing.

  8. So barefoot, pregnant, and in the kitchen then? MAGA

  9. CarmenxXxWaldo

    I dated a girl briefly years ago and she digged i was a drummer.  many years later shes a friend of a friend (remember fellas, ITS A SMALL WORLD) who mentioned how her (girl i dated) doesn’t date musicians, especially drummers.  Not my fault though, she was in an ltr with another drummer after me. Id like to think I get a little credit though.

  10. MariachiArchery

    To be fair, how many of you actually *enjoy* cooking? Personally, I cook a lot of my food with pure hate.

  11. HndsDwnThBest

    She had too many shift beers that night. Her crazy ass will be back to normal tomorrow

  12. Isabella in 3 weeks to her new man:

    “Why don’t you ever cook for me?”

  13. Im sorry you kids have to put up with this but im glad the bad ones are so good at announcing themselves

  14. Baker198t

    Well then you better be ready to make a damn sandwich..

  15. 122_Hours_Of_Fear

    I keep my love of cooking hidden from my wife. AITA?

  16. Trekgiant8018

    Weird flex telling everyone a chef left you.

  17. Smeagollum1

    Straight up got turned down because apparently baking or being a pastry chef was “gay.” Aiight, I’ll make some tasty danishes for someone else.

  18. zazasfoot

    Wrong, it say “men who ENJOY cooking”  not “self loathing line goblins who can’t figure their shit out” so your boy here still has a shot 

  19. HankTuggins

    100% chance this woman dated a married alcoholic and when it was over, she was like damn, cooks are so toxic.

  20. Equivalent-Pound7565

    She’ll be back, they always come back for that line cook dick.

  21. CaddyShsckles

    Women that don’t like men who cook
    🚩 🚩 🚩

  22. lowfreq33

    Out of all the women I’ve ever been in a relationship with there was only ONE that could actually cook. In fact she actually taught me a few things. Aside from her, if I didn’t know how to cook I’d starve.

  23. VeeVeeDiaboli

    Wow….and here I am never met a woman one who didn’t love that I cooked.

  24. Sugar_Weasel_

    The most turned on I’ve ever been in my life is the first time my husband cooked for me. He was also working on my car.

    Outside to drain the bad coolant

    Inside to check on the chicken and pop some veggies in the oven

    Outside to put in the new coolant

    Inside to pull the chicken and make a salad.

    Outside to close everything up and check that the coolant light was staying off.

    Inside to plate and serve.

    Yes, he washed his hands thoroughly every time he came back inside.

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